Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?
If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
I know you want me to manage your mischief!
You don't need defense against my dark arts.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
My heart's splinched without you.
I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.
Why don't i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?
I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!
You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.
It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)
Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.
I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.
Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.
The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.
Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.
If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.
You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?
If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
I know you want me to manage your mischief!
You don't need defense against my dark arts.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.
Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
My heart's splinched without you.
I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.
Why don't i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?
I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!
You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!
Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!
Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Every time they hear my name, they get wet.
It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.
I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)
Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an engorgio charm coming on.
I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.
Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.
The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.
Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.
Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.
If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.
You don't have to say "Lumos Maxima" to turn me on.
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